Politics & Government

Ken Buck tell you how to be his Buck Fuddy: Kenny Be’s Worst-Case Scenario

"Hi, I'm Ken Buck! As we move toward the general election, you Tea Party fuddy-duddies who are in a snit over my 'evolving positions' need to know that I still want want to have a political relationship with you. However, we can no longer be an exclusive item. In order...
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“Hi, I’m Ken Buck! As we move toward the general election, you Tea Party fuddy-duddies who are in a snit over my ‘evolving positions’ need to know that I still want want to have a political relationship with you.

However, we can no longer be an exclusive item. In order for me to win this election, we have to keep an open relationship. The easiest way to keep it casual is to follow these six simple rules for being Ken’s Buck Fuddy…”

Page down for the stricter Buck Fuddy relationship rules regarding friendship and phone calls…

Continue below to see how a Buck Fuddy relationship encourages the exploration of hidden political fantasies…

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