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1. Grease-fest2. You could use them as whips3. Droopy 4. Unsalted5. Undercooked, by like a mile6. Tasted like dirt7. Cold8. Over 600 calories of yuck9. One more artery. Clogged. 10. GrittyTranslation? Worst. Fries. Ever. Guess where you should never eat french fries? Bummer, too, because I really like the burgers...
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1. Grease-fest

2. You could use them as whips

3. Droopy

4. Unsalted

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5. Undercooked, by like a mile

6. Tasted like dirt

7. Cold

8. Over 600 calories of yuck

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9. One more artery. Clogged.

10. Gritty

Translation? Worst. Fries. Ever.

Guess where you should never eat french fries? Bummer, too, because I really like the burgers.

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