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1. Grease-fest
2. You could use them as whips
3. Droopy
4. Unsalted
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5. Undercooked, by like a mile
6. Tasted like dirt
7. Cold
8. Over 600 calories of yuck
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9. One more artery. Clogged.
10. Gritty
Translation? Worst. Fries. Ever.
Guess where you should never eat french fries? Bummer, too, because I really like the burgers.
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