Mario Batali is a stone-cold soap killer?

Severely pissing off a shload of soap-opera viewers is probably not the most strategic career move that chef Mario Batali has ever made, but then, again neither was his alleged Food Network blackmail attempt — and he’s still sitting on a fat pile of cash. But will his latest television…

A street sweeper almost wipes out Famous Dave’s in Stapleton

April is the cruelest month, not the least because street sweepers take to the roads in Denver, leaving lots of tickets in their wake. And, in the case of the Famous Dave’s at Stapleton, a fair amount of havoc: A privately owned street-sweeping vehicle ran into the barbecue restaurant early…

Reader: Any way you slice it, this wasn’t a Sazerac

The orange slice outraged Sazerac lovers who spied Lori Midson’s Guess Where I’m Drinking post yesterday morning. The King had several choice words about the cocktail, including these: It may have tasted good, and it may have been made with rye, but it wasn’t a Sazerac. Just like slapping a…

Avoid congealing mediocrity with these four buffets

I’m almost always disappointed by buffets, and I’m not just talking about those suburban brunch monstrosities, with their questionable produce and meat-carving stations. I’ve also been let down by most buffets at restaurants with a more exotic, global bent. They seem like such a good idea, a way to experience…

Troy Guard becomes an operating partner of Madison Street

Last week, Joe Vostrejs, the COO of Larimer Associates, was heading home from Madison Street, the Congress Park neighborhood restaurant he opened in October of last year, when he started to think about dots — specifically, connecting those dots to Troy Guard, the chef/owner of TAG and TAG RAW BAR,…

Charcoal Restaurant going into former Apple Spice Junction space

When the plans started forming for Satchel’s on 6th, which opened this weekend at 1710 East Sixth Avenue, one member of the original crew from Satchel’s Market was notably missing — specifically, former chef Jens Patrik Landberg. Turns out, the Swedish native had his own restaurant up his sleeve. He’s…

Tres Pupusas opens today in Boulder

For the past two years, Cindy English has hawked her pupusas from among the vendors that line the sunny path at the Boulder Farmers’ Market, and last year, she expanded her operation to the frozen-foods section of Whole Foods, beginning with the Pearl Street store and eventually making her way…

Food lust from last night’s Chefs Up Front Denver dinner

Last night, Denver’s who’s who of chefs congregated at the Colorado Convention Center for Chefs Up Front Denver, a fundraiser that benefited Cooking Matters, a nonprofit that fights childhood hunger and malnutrition and teaches healthy food courses to underserved families on a budget. The multiple-course dinners, prepared tableside by Denver’s…

Guess where I’m drinking?

On Friday night, I made dinner reservations in the bar of a restaurant that’s run by a chef who’s very familiar with my unapologetic disdain for filet mignon, and, as you can see from the above snap, my place setting that evening drove the point home. I do, however, have…

Readers: Is the best green chile in Pueblo? Or is it just hot snot?

In Denver, no food inspires more heated discussion than green chile — that thick, porky concoction that’s native to this state. After we served up our list of “Denver’s five best green chile fixes, everyone weighed in with their favorites: Benny’s, Santiago’s, Brewery Bar II, La Loma. Everyone, that is,…

Denver’s five best green chile fixes

In case you haven’t heard, Denver is a city that’s obsessed — like, really obsessed — with its green chile. We smother it — unlike everywhere else in the country — on absolutely everything. We’ve even heard stories of people who put it in milkshakes, on top of chocolate cake…

Amy Sedaris’s Golden First Date at Chipotle

We were baffled when Chipotle started wrapping its burritos and tacos in gold foil in the name of a new promotion (because the ingredients are solid gold, get it?). Not only is it a dumb marketing ploy, but it’s undoubtedly costing the homegrown restaurant chain plenty of extra packaging cash,…

Chipotle will open first ShopHouse Southeast Asian Kitchen this summer

News leaked earlier this year that Denver-based Chipotle had registered the name ShopHouse Southeast Asian Kitchen, suggesting what might be in store for the Asian concept the company was planning on unveiling. And after months of keeping silent about it, the burrito chain is finally divulging a little information: ShopHouse…

Guess where I’m eating?

The shot above was taken at a restaurant, whose kitchen crew really knows how to flex its muscles…at least when it comes to mussels. Can you guess where I’m eating? Special bonus: Anyone who gives the first correct answer to the week’s Where am I drinking/eating posts is entered into…

You’re right: Sometimes I suck as a server, too

Welcome to In the Weeds. Kyle will be right with you — most likely to complain about something. Usually he is pleasant, but this is his place to blow off some steam. Don’t take it personally; he just needs to vent because he’s been doing this for about thirteen years…