Twitter Tuesday: Bros, meet Chet Haze

The Twitterverse is a vast and vacant one, a expanse muddled with one-liners, chunks of internet "wisdom" and lots of inappropriate ass-shots courtesy of certain famous people's wives (we're looking at you, Ice-T and Coco Austin). So, how does one go about deciding which A, B, C (and especially) D-List...
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The Twitterverse is a vast and vacant one, a expanse muddled with one-liners, chunks of internet “wisdom” and lots of inappropriate ass-shots courtesy of certain famous people’s wives (we’re looking at you, Ice-T and Coco Austin). So, how does one go about deciding which A, B, C (and especially) D-List celebrities to follow? Have no fear, fellow tweeters, we’re here with new weekly recommendations for the best celeb and semi-celebs to follow and pretend to be friends with on Twitter. Our first installment is Chet (son of Tom) Hanks, better known as Chet Haze, the 20-year-old rapper and most prolific of tweeters. Like many tweeters, Chet also tries to speak in truths (see above). Who doesn’t agree that most modern day Biggie re-workings are whack? Even when Girl Talk lays B.I.G.’s “Juicy” over Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer” it doesn’t feel right. Chet gets that. Chet gets us. We get Chet.

​Chet also proves that he too is prone to error, and there is a person behind his sometimes fallible tweets. Like how he relays the words “Nazis” and “lol” in the same thought pattern. Twitter can be a great platform for anyone wishing to share their unfiltered streams-of-consciousness with the larger world, and Chet does it big. Mostly, Chet reminds us that, well, star-tweeters: They’re just like us!

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