Gratuitous Randomness: Captain Picard is a badass

​​Because it's a slow news day, each Wednesday, we bring you the best of our weird internetz world in a collection of loosely related items about whatever topic we happen to come up with. Today, we bring you Captain Jean-Luc Picard, who will destroy you with a phaser and then...
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​​Because it’s a slow news day, each Wednesday, we bring you the best of our weird internetz world in a collection of loosely related items about whatever topic we happen to come up with. Today, we bring you Captain Jean-Luc Picard, who will destroy you with a phaser and then enjoy a roast-beef pirogi over your smoldering remains. So here you go: 11 images of Captain Picard being a badass.

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