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After Tim Tebow’s Miami Miracle, Kyle Garratt shared the ten best tweets about The Chosen One. But the worm has turned, and this week, Twitter Nation has been raining hate on poor Timmy. Fortunately, some of it’s pretty amusing — unless you’re the kind of person who was offended by the Detroit Lions’ mock-Tebowing, that is. Check out our countdown below.
@FauxJohnMadden
Faux John Madden Kim Kardashian’s marriage lasted about as long as the idea that Tim Tebow is a good quarterback.
Oct 31 via EchofonFavoriteRetweetReply
10. Faux John Madden: Don’t watch Kim’s show, Tim. It’s unholy.
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@ferriertv
Scott Ferrier Tim Tebow is to quarterbacking what Justin Bieber is to music.
Oct 31 via webFavoriteRetweetReply
9. Scott Ferrier: Oh, “Baby…”
@RexHuppke
Rex Huppke It seems God wants Tim Tebow to succeed in the NFL as much as He wants Sarah Palin to be president.
Oct 31 via webFavoriteRetweetReply
8. Rex Huppke: Tebow can see a touchdown from his house.
@TheBillWalton
The Bill Walton Trip Tonight I’m wearing a Tim Tebow jersey so I can throw candy 15 feet above kids heads. Oh, the hilarity.
Oct 31 via webFavoriteRetweetReply
7. The Bill Walton Trip: Go long!
@Wolfrum
William K. Wolfrum All this Herman Cain & Kim Kardashian nonsense today is just a ploy by radical Christians to get the focus off of Tim Tebow.
Oct 31 via webFavoriteRetweetReply
6. Wolfrum: Our second Kim Kardashian reference — but our first Herman Cain!
@wiseservant
luqmon abdus-salaam If Tim tebow was black he would be a tight end right now
Nov 01 via TweetlogixFavoriteRetweetReply
5. Wiseservant: Had to figure someone would play the race card.
Page down to see the top five. 
@ThePriceisNice
Jacob Price Tim Tebow needs to somehow get back into college football. #BadTransiton
Nov 01 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply
4. ThePriceisNice: Maybe he can go for a master’s degree. 
@jemelehill
Jemele Hill Dear Tim Tebow: ::in Aaron Hall voice:: I miss you…I’m talking to you bay-bee….Signed, A Completion
Oct 30 via webFavoriteRetweetReply
3. Jemele Hill: Aaron Hall? That’s deep!
@tbogg
Tbogg Wow. God just announced he’s dropped Tim Tebow off of His fantasy team. That’s cold.
Oct 31 via webFavoriteRetweetReply
2. Tbogg: Cold? More like hot — as in you’re going to hell, pal.
@elkpga
Steve Elkington Tim TEBOW announces that he was pounded so much today… not sure but MAY have lost his virginity during today’s game….. MRI tomorrow..
Oct 31 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply
1. Steve Elkington: Won’t all those ladies who’ve been saving themselves for Timmy be disappointed?
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